a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Randomize
