"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I supernannyed him into submission
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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