shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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