Midget sex pt 2 tonight
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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