Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Randomize
