so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
