So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Im part way to drunk.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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