party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You smell like stripper and shame
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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