I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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