An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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