Just mADE A PArabola og urine
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I looked at my own cervix.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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