24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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