So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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