im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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