My brain says no but my pants say off.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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