problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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