Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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