Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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