Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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