i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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