This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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