Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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