If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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