People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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