On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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