Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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