would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Sorry about my life...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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