She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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