I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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