Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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