No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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