Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Randomize
