Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
