i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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