love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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