Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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