so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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