yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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