Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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