I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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