Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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