so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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