Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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