i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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