I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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