yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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