I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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