i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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