Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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