sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I need moral support for this bender
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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