Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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