His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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