Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
