I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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